Here are a few jokes. Yes, I made them up. Yes, they’re stupid.
1. What is the difference between a lawyer and an Discovery Channel explorer in the forest?
One badgers the witness, and the other witnesses the badger.
2. What is the difference between a pilot and a farmer?
One gooses the throttle, and the other throttles the goose.
3. What is the difference between a bitter Vegan at a barbecue and the pig being cooked?
One roasts on the spit, and the other spits on the roast.
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